February 2012
311 posts
Remember when everybody had flip phones
Everybody Would Be Like:
users: hey tumblr can you fix the tags?
tumblr: what? you want us to limit the asks?
users: no, the tags.
tumblr: fanmail?
users: tags
tumblr: footnotes?
users: fix the tags
tumblr: all, right we changed the dash. hope that helps.
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Girl I've known for a few years:
domics:
-in Skype call-
Me: Woah we don’t have each other on facebook yet?
Girl: Yeah. Don’t add me, my boyfriend will get mad.
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Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t know a friend request meant hopping on the Polar Express straight to your vagina.
mom: are you dating that boy, you hugged him
mom: are you dating that boy, you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy, he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy, he was breathing your air
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When someone says Tumblr sucks.
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Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
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I love Tumblr. You can say "asgfdhgyukdas" or...
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